Theatre of the Mind

Verse 1
I sat there gazing at a coloured can of Campbell’s soup
And wondered why
It was so cool

I strutted downtown with a skimpy skirt to my waist
Guys say it’s hot
Am I a fool

Chorus
So take a good look at yourself
Is that the cloth your vanity sought
Take a good look at yourself
Don’t take ‘em off for someone else

Oh Ay….

Verse 2
I bought a new vehicle that flies me right to the moon
It’s got everything
‘Cept where I’m going to

Went on a diet to lose some extra ugly weight
Bought some diet food
It tasted like glue!

Chorus

Bridge
Why can’t I see
This tailor’s taking all of me
How can it be
No-one believes, I’m free

Verse 1
Chorus